Runaround Sue

-  Who was that beauty I saw you with the other day downtown?

- Oh, that must have been Susan, my ex.  Money matters, all's fine, she's just divorced number three,  had to settle some accounts, feeling lonely and depressed and going to a clinic in Colorado to recover for a couple of months.

- Alimony fund paying?

- No, she sells real estate down in Silicon Valley, and every time she makes a sale, a five or ten million dollar home, she can afford to trade in her two year old Lexus and take a few months off.  And she'd rather drive a Maserati, she told me, but that could be bad for business.  Too ostentatious, her clients drive Beemers and Benzes. Next she'll be looking for number four.  A regular Zsa Zsa Gabor, this Susan of mine. It's in her genes, her father was just like her, flying from a flower to flower, although somehow she was his only legitimate child.    I could introduce you, but you'd better stay away!

-  Keep away from Runaround Sue, huh?