Saying and meaning

What women say and what they really mean...

Say: We need
Mean: I want

Say: It’s your decision
Mean: The correct decision should be obvious by now

Say: Do what you want
Mean: You’ll pay for this later

Say: We need to talk
Mean: I need to complain

Say: Sure...go ahead
Mean: I don’t want you to.

Say: I’m not upset
Mean: Of course I’m upset, you moron.

Say: You’re...so manly
Mean: You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

Say: You’re certainly attentive tonight.
Mean: Is sex all you ever think about?

Say: I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting!
Mean: I’m on my period.

Say: Be romantic, turn out the lights.
Mean: I have flabby thighs.

Say: Hang the picture there
Mean: No, I mean hang it there!

Say: I heard a noise
Mean: I noticed you were almost asleep.

Say: Do you love me?
Mean: I’m going to ask for something expensive.

Say: How much do you love me?
Mean: I did something today you’re really not going to like..

Say: I’ll be ready in a minute.
Mean: Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Say: Is my butt fat?
Mean: Tell me I’m beautiful.

Say: You have to learn to communicate.
Mean: Just agree with me.

Say: Are you listening to me!?
Mean: [Too late, you’re dead.]

Say: Yes
Mean: No

Say: No
Mean: No

Say: Maybe
Mean: No

Say: I’m sorry.
Mean: You’ll be sorry.

Say: I’m not yelling!
Mean: Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.